illkim:

“These are the best years of your lives”

(via firesighed)

moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

(Source: totalhunk, via attendance)

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama, via sloth-grunge)

fandomstuckpjoandhoo:

ispellloveb-a-n-d-s:

el-hotel-bella-muerte:

thisisemobuddy:

watchtheskytonight:

geekchicbooks:

missbibliophile:

Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie?

like “she was on Doctor Who”

“she was in The Avengers”

I never even thought about this before.

we are becoming aware

WE’RE WAKING UP

TO ASH AND DUST

shut up

WE WIPE OUR BROW AND WE SWEAT OUR RUST

(Source: poedamerony, via pparagon)

theheadtheheartthetardis:

potterwholockchristmas:

nayx:

Why am I awake who summoned me

Maybe that means your soul mate is thinking about you

My soul mate needs to go the fuck to sleep

(via pparagon)

meanqueer:

“when women wear makeup theyre lying to men!1!”

idk man i don’t think anyone’s trying to convince you they actually have green eyelids

(Source: snakefashion, via fake-mermaid)

religiousmom:

the week leading up to your period is the worst its like playing russian roulette with underwear

(Source: tittytron, via fake-mermaid)

zaynrand:

IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

(Source: zaynrand-blog, via fake-mermaid)

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via fake-mermaid)